I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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