that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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