Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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