is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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