White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
