I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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