You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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