Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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