this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
it was like eating out sand paper
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I see more hoeing in ur future
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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