She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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