I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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