The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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