all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I am naked and annoyed.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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