How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
this boner is exhausting
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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