She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just had sex bonerless
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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