Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
