Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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