Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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