We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
only you would photoshop your dick
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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