I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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