I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
All I want is dick and wine.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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