He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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