Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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