I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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