i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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