we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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