so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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