i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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