I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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