They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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