can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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