I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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