3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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