I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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