Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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