he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
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