At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
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