This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
It's shark week go big or go home
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