remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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