Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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