You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
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