Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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