Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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