Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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