NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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