don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
