This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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