Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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