I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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