ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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